If I was a pirate, I think my name would be something classy like Lady Kate, and I don’t think I’d go around saying things like “arrrrr matey” or “blimey!” for fear of seeming too cliché.* But I would hunt treasure and probably call it booty, because that would just make me giggle.
Also, I’d understand the whole point of the treasure hunting lies in the hunt, not the booty itself, just as I did last night. I recently decided to win the girlfriend of the year award by purchasing a GPS unit for Doug, fully equipped with waterproofing and fire breathing capabilities. Little did I know I would create a monster, and I’m not only talking about Doug.
If you haven’t heard of
geocaching, know that it’s something I’d normally make fun of people for doing before I learned the whole story. I’d assume it was for granola eating hippies and leave it at that. However, suffice it to say, I love it . . . and this is where the booty comes in . . .
Basically, you go to the website, type in an area of the world, and learn that there are possibly tens of hundreds of secret treasures hidden all over the place. Each geocache will have exact coordinates, which you will then plug into your GPS, and voila, you have yourself a hunt, or as the nice people at geocaching.com like to call it: “hiking with a purpose”.
I seriously felt like a kid again, traipsing around in the dark with our flashlights, digging through foliage and giant spiders with our bare hands to find 1) the smiley face box and 2) the long pole, each with treasures hidden inside – the point being to leave something and take something. Sure the whole, “don’t we look like we’re going to rob someone out here with our flashlights digging through property in Rancho Bernardo?” ran through our minds, but the hunt won out.
So maybe when it came down to it, yes, upon finding the booty I probably would say things like “arrrrr” and “blimey!” despite the cliché-ness within the pirate community.
*If you can’t beat ‘em, you might as well join ‘em.